Mike illustrates how there's a right time and a wrong time for everything. He's in his garden at the Fenway Victory Gardens, tending his flowers, when a guy tries to pick him up:

He was like, "I want some seeds."

I said, "what kind of seeds are you looking for?"

He was like, "Your seeds, man!'

Mmm, nice."

He's like, "You gotta gimme credit for that line, man. It took me, like, ten minutes to think of it." ...