When bloggers marry

Congratulations to eeka and Molly.

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The Blogger Agenda

By tblade | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 3:45pm

Frankly, I am appalled. Where so we draw the line? If we allow bloggers to marry one another, why don’t we just allow people to marry their dogs! Good luck with that whole “marriage” thing, Eeka!

Adam, I am tired of you and your ilk shoving your blogger agenda down our throats!

Give bloggers an inch...

By eeka | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 3:54pm

Tblade, I have to say I'm with you there. I mean, I was cool with the whole blogger marriage thing and all, since, you know, I planned to marry a blogger. But then I found out that not only are they allowing blogger marriages, but they're requiring them. In fact, when we went to pick up our license, I saw that you're being required to marry Carpundit and Adam is being required to marry T-Rage. I wish y'all well and everything, but maaaaannn...

http://1smootshort.blogspot.com

Narcissism

By JCS (not verified) | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 4:16pm

Given that my blog is one big vanity project, I suppose I should be marrying myself.

Congratulations again!

And think of the kids!

By tblade | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 4:21pm

If we put children in to a two blogger home, how will they ever learn about "traditional" media values? This makes a mockery out of the institution of print journalism!

Hilarious

By Rhea (not verified) | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 8:46pm

All of these responses are fab, but yours takes the prize!

*** Blog Comment of the Year

By mAss Backwards (not verified) | Thu, 08/24/2006 - 9:39am

*** Blog Comment of the Year ***

Fantastic!

By bigdumptruck | Thu, 08/24/2006 - 5:27pm

First, congrats to the happy couple. Second, oh my dear God, I wish this would fit on a bumper sticker!

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From the brains behind http://www.bigdumptruck.com

Bumper Sticker

By tblade | Thu, 08/24/2006 - 7:43pm

Thanks for kind words, I am glad I made people laugh. I have an idea for a bumper sticker to rage against the influx of hot, blogger-on-blogger action; unfortunately, it's not that catchy and most people wouldn't get it:

"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam (Gaffin) and Steve (Garfield)."

I'll put that gem out in the public domain for anyone who wants it. Anyone...Anyone...

Your right, it wasn't that funny. Screw it - I am going to browse some conservative blogs and steal some recycled Ted Kennedy/Chappaquidick jokes.

Good night everybody! Enjoy The Steve Miller Band.

Questions?

By tblade | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 6:45pm

Will these forced marriages be private ceremomies, or will this be one big UH mass wedding, a la the Moonies? Also, Adam does write for the Globe and Mike writes for the Metro - if they were to marry, would these outside columns be considered infidelity? Would this be grounds for divorce and would T-Rage be entitled to half of the UH empire? Or do you think Adam and Mike would have one of those progresive "open" marriages where they could participate in other media?

Mazel tov!

By Ron Newman | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 4:05pm

It was inevitable ...

By cynical | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 5:58pm

Obviously, the terrorists have won.

i was gonna post a simple congrats but....

By amusings | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 6:16pm

i'm laughing too hard.
i should know to expect feedback such as this from the u-hub consitutents.

thanks for an awesome laugh after a long day at work you guys.

Well, that explains it

By carpundit | Wed, 08/23/2006 - 8:51pm

It's been awfully quiet in Smootville. I was beginning to worry.

Mazel Tov! I wish for you a marriage joyous, prosperous, and long.

CP

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