The Freemasons must be getting really desperate.

On the drive home last night, with the radio set on Scan, I stopped on 'AAF for some reason. And then one of those Ben Franklin "Is there greatness within you (and do you have a penis)?" commercials came on. Who knew that last year alone, 200 Harvard men answered the call?

After Ben faded away, 'AAF played a promo for one of its "long sets" that featured Beavis and Butthead simulacrums going "He said 'long,' heh heh."