They have Suffering Bastards, too
By adamg - 3/26/05 - 9:36 am
Laura and a colleague about to return to Germany celebrate at the Tahiti in Dedham, which is:
an old-time tiki lounge, where all the drinks are sweet, all the chairs have wheels, and all the food is fried and/or flaming ("Fiah, fiah fiah. Woooh," said the chef as he ladled burning rum over a plate heaped with savory donuts). We ordered exotic beverages with names like "Doctor Funk of Tahiti," and "Bahia" and "Love Potion." ...
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uhh...
Apparently you're allowed to do nasty things under the tables after consuming one:
Suffering Bastard
Not too tall—not short—but this large quantity of delectable potion might put you “Down Under†. . . . . $5.15
The lights are pretty dim there
So you could probably get away with it :-).
But...
From the description, it sounds like I'd be under the watchful eye of at least a few of those carved tiki deity thingies. That'd just be not right.
Nah
I don't remember any giant carved Tiki heads there. The lounge does have your basic Polynesian village-about-to-be-destroyed-by-volcano mural, but the main dining area is your classic maroon-vinyl-clad booths.