Hey, lady, maybe consider some blinds?

Matt Hooker wonders if the woman living in the waterfront condo across the street from his office realizes he and his office mates spend way too much time watching her through her perpetually uncovered window:

... A 30 something woman who does nothing while at home... but watch shit t.v. Two men frequent her place. One her age. One much older. Who's the sugar daddy? Both? Neither? How can a woman who watches Dancing With the Stars marathons live in a luxury apartment on the waterfront?

I'll walk in and first shift will say "TV's been on since 7:30 am to 2:00 pm. Oh and earlier old guy walked around in his tighty whities after they disappeared for a while." ...

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