Britney Spears Files For Divorce: Republican Conspiracy?
By barryfreed - 11/7/06 - 4:49 pm
I just received news from CNN that Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.
Seriously: from CNN Breaking News! Is this really the kind of thing that warrants a CNN news blast? I didn’t think so, until I realized: It’s election day! This is obviously a ploy by Karl Rove and the Republicans to keep people away from the polls.
Nice work, Karl. Conspiracy? I think so.
Comments
On the contrary, I think
On the contrary, I think Britney has inspired us all to rise up against our oppressors and get out the vote.
Britney and Whitney are totally having the "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Man" 2007 Tour. I'm calling it here and now.
Will this change the gubenatorial outcome
If you're right, Grace Ross could be our next governor!