People who suck and should die slow, horrible deaths

Jon Milkman takes the honors for today's best essay on how much one's co-workers truly suck:

... it took me all of five minutes back at the office from vacation to realize how much i can't stand being exposed to some of the most base and irredeemible garbage humanity has to offer. ...

Yup takes the honors for today's best essay on how much people at one's gym truly suck, at least, the ones after work (maybe the people at her gym work with Jon?):

... I was on an elliptical machine, which is very popular with twats these days. I was on one of the machines on the end and had about 3 minutes left of my workout left, when an aforementioned twat walked up to me and asked 'How much time do you have left?' which is rare at my gym but perfectly normal. 'Three more minutes.' and she said okay and then stood there, waiting. Not only standing there, but she didn't take her eyes off me. It was pretty creepy, but whatever. So I get off the machine and leave my towel there and start walking over to get the cleaner. 'What are you doing?' She shoots off in a nasty tone. 'I'm just going to clean it off for you.' She rolled her eyes. SHE ROLLED HER EYES. ...