Monday Monday

Bad enough Jenny had to get two stitches to repair the finger gash she got somehow in her car. Even worse:

... This morning, I reached my hand into my laptop bag and an embroidery needle poked itself right in my wound. Cause only smart people carry around loose embroidery needles. ...

Emily, meanwhile, realized on the Orange Line this morning that her skirt had somehow fallen off at the other end of the train:

... which I discovered when I glanced toward it and observed an approximately four-year-old girl throwing my skirt up and down in the air and cooing "Pretty, pretty, pretty!" ...

She describes exactly what it's like to try to put a skirt on in a crowded train where, thanks to the little kid, everybody knows she is skirtless.