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Eat shrimp daily for better function

Police report a Dorchester man who stole four bags of shrimp from the Blue Hill Avenue Stop & Shop on Saturday apparently found them simply devein, because he returned Sunday and walked out with a jumbo supply of six more bags (and two steaks). Unfortunately for him, police were summoned this time and they were able to move in for the krill before he could prawn the bags off on somebody else.

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No more puns for you for the

By Amy (not verified) | Mon, 12/11/2006 - 3:32pm

No more puns for you for the rest of the week. Jeeeeeesus.

Punny

By Rhea (not verified) | Mon, 12/11/2006 - 3:41pm

I loved your puns!

i am in awe....

By Sarah (not verified) | Mon, 12/11/2006 - 3:49pm

i am in awe....

Bad boy

By fibrowitch | Mon, 12/11/2006 - 4:05pm

I would offer to spank you for that one, but you might like it.

So did the puns just scuttle into your head, or did you have to peal them out?

I guess the problem was when he tried to moove on to bigger produce. He should not have been such a ham.

I am so not as good at puns are you are.

Shrimp are hard to come up with good puns for

By adamg | Mon, 12/11/2006 - 4:11pm

And I suppose if Eye-Rolling Daughter were reading this, she'd roll her eyes and go "That really sticks in my craw, daddy!"

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