Here, Clocky, Clocky! Good Clocky! SMASH!

Cynthia is completely sick of Clocky, that MIT alarm clock on wheels that forces you to find it to shut if off: Do people think it's clever just because it came out of MIT?

... How clever is that stupid name? And what the hell is wrong with you if you need that much help getting up? Something more serious than can be cured by a furry rolling clock, that's for sure.

Photo: MIT Media Lab.