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You know what would really suit the mood right now? Yep! A recasting of apocalyptic '80s German pop. Spatch provides the lyrics:

Ninety-nine white vans arrive
All with TV crews inside
Everyone's a news reporter
Everyone's a Chet or Nat
Breathlessly they cause a panic
Are these bombs or just Satanic?
Suddenly the bloggers cry
"Wait a minute, those are Mooninites!"

And now, from all of us here at "Boston Held Hostage: Day 3," we say farewell and good night. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming (you know, annoying people on the T, coyotes running through the streets and Our Dumb Criminals), already in progress (at least, until even stoopider than you thought possible mooninite news emerges, oh, OK, go read Steve Bailey then come back).

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