Olive Garden: Faux Italian restaurants that suck

Sure, there's the food, but what really drives Spatch nuts are the Olive Garden commercials:

HEY MY FAMILY'S ITALIAN! WE'RE FULL OF ITALIANS! MY UNCLE GUISEPPE, HE'S ITALIAN! JUST LOOK AT HIM! STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SOPRANOS! AND WHEN MY ITALIAN FAMILY WANTS TO HAVE ITALIAN DINNERS MADE UP OF ITALIAN FOOD AND SAY THINGS LIKE PASTAFAZOOL AND FUHGEDDABOUTIT, WE GO OUT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN!