Who put the Epsom salts in the high-school water cooler?

Boston Police report they're investigating who put the laxative in a water cooler at Excel High School - the second floor of what used to be South Boston High School - sometime yesterday:

... Two employees reported drinking the water from the cooler and the experiencing a strange taste in their mouths. ...

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I need to get away from computers for awhile

By adamg | Fri, 03/02/2007 - 10:33am

Because my first thought when I saw the name of that high school was something like "Huh, there's a high school to teach kids how to use spreadsheets?"

I'm guessing it's the same

By Dave | Fri, 03/02/2007 - 12:52am

I'm guessing it's the same person who either put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine or the one who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.

But none of that answers who

By Molly | Fri, 03/02/2007 - 9:39am

But none of that answers who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder.

I think Mrs. Murphy was having a bad day.

It Was Me

By Steve Clough (not verified) | Sun, 12/02/2007 - 1:24am

Name is Steve Clough. Yes I Did It...So, Well i have realized that you can not try to be one bit funny in the united states because i was just trying to be funny and do something original for my senior prank and literally shit hit the fan,no pun intended, after getting kicked out of Southie High and almost not graduating from high school i have realized two things...one...never tell anybody what you are going to do and two...if you do, make sure that you know where everybody you tell lives so if they snitch like one of them did you can whip their ass without having a security officer hold you back then handcuff you until they escorted me out of the building and later pressed charges but it was ok i moved on and still got my high school diploma with ease and had a good gpa so everything didnt turn out so bad after all...have a nice day

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