Perhaps this Tom Brady dress-up game needs to be updated to let you put a condom on (via Third Decade).

Bostonia Rantida: Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.! Don't you make me full name you again!

Babies out of wedlock are fine and all, but you *CLEARLY* need a little lesson in how to use condoms. ...

The Missus wonders if it was an accident:

Come on man, you're a sports hero! You can afford top-of-the-line condoms! Quit going for the cheap brands.

H. notes that Brady is a Boston super hero, but adds he's obviously never met that other super hero - Trojan Man.

Margalit makes the K-Fed comparison:

... Are you grown up enough to take up this challange? I wondering, Tom. It seems like you're all excited about being the sperminator, but geesh, bad timing? ...

Kull: Does he just walk by chicks and get them pregnant?

Alison Rose: Tom, buddy, put a sock in it.

Lewis Forman: Brady keeps throwing without coverage.

Teddy Kokoros wonders if the news means that much like NFL defenses, no form of birth control can stop top Brady.

Jason Butler, who oversees search stuff at boston.com, reports:

My search dashboard lit up with Brady searches this morning.

Michael Femia had to postpone his usual Survivor update post:

... I'll be out for a while; the state has asked for a massive volunteer effort to administer emergency pregnancy tests to every woman who's been within 15 miles of Foxboro in the last six years.

Earlier:
Tom Brady, baby daddy.