Dan Shaughnessy is back - did you miss him?

Dan Shaughnessy Watch puts the kibosh on one explanation for his absence:

Contrary to rumblings on the internet, a freshly tanned Dan is not returning to Boston after failing to land the role of Beaker in the touring company of the Muppet Show. ...

Of course, his slamming of everybody who reads Curt Schilling's blog makes the wait worth it.