The Revere girl fight

Angela marvels that boston.com saw fit to cover a nacho-fueled girl fight ("I mean, I understand everyone loves a good girl fight but seriously") and then recalls when she beat some girl's ass like a drum in high school:

... I felt legendary. Older girls approached me in the bathroom as we sneaked our afternoon smokes and congratulated me. Some told me they hated her, too, and she had it coming. I had attained supreme high school status… I now had hallway cred. Ah, I'm still, to this day, fascinated by the dynamics of high school stratification. ...

Only in Boston, Kids imagines the argument over the last of the nachos that surely led up to the punches:

... Girl #1: Oh my God...you're such a whiner...I can eat as much as I want and I, like, don't gain any weight. Daddy, like, just gave me a brand new Lexus...and I, like, just had awesome sex with the captain of the football team.

Girl #2: You fat heifer! That's, like, my boyfriend!