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Robert Ritmuller defines five types of Massachusetts drivers - Which one are you?

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Lame

By Fornya (not verified) | Thu, 04/26/2007 - 4:54pm

That was the lamest 5 categories of Massholes I've ever read, though I admit that I like the term "Bumper Humper." He should copyright that one.

Lame??! Hmmmm--don't know about that.

By independentminded | Thu, 04/26/2007 - 5:31pm

Rings pretty true to me.

Lame

By Fornya (not verified) | Thu, 04/26/2007 - 7:02pm

It's not that the 5 categories weren't true, they were just lame. I was expecting bombshells. There's the late lane changer, the hard charger, the left lane Lennies and Lucies, multi-lane merging, excessive honking, turning from the wrong lane, cutting off others as habit, driving in wrong lane as habit then stopping traffic to get into the lane you should've been in to turn or exit…

If you're going to categorize Masshole driving behavior, you'd better make it Pulitzer worthy.

Four more kinds of Massholes

By adamg | Thu, 04/26/2007 - 7:07pm

Brian Kane adds to the discussion.

But then again,

By independentminded | Thu, 04/26/2007 - 7:15pm

it seems like the five previous Massholes and the additional four Massholes are all connected....in some way or other.

(wink, wink,)

What are you winking at?

By briank | Fri, 04/27/2007 - 10:11am

Care to explain what that insinuation means?

All the "Massholes", as they're called, seem to perform the same

By independentminded | Fri, 04/27/2007 - 10:33am

stupid tricks of the trade. Can you take a hint? Get the drift?

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