Quiet non-alcoholics need not apply

Jenny has begun apartment hunting. And she's turning up some prospective places that you can just tell it's killing her not to be able to take. Such as this Park Drive redoubt:

Do you hate to clean your apartment?

Do you love to play drinking games till you pass out??

Do you drink heavily on the weekends and sometimes the weekdays too?

Are you okay with moving into a place that is has just 4 walls and a ceiling?