Wise choice

Blogorelli's dentist tells her she needs to do something to keep her jaws from clenching when she sleeps:

...Anyway, the dentist said that I could be fitted for a $650 mouth guard that will "repress and control" the clenching, or just have a glass of wine before bed to try and relax everything, including my jaw. I decided to go with the latter option, buy a $25 mouth guard at the drugstore for the occasional days that my jaw is really sore...and spend the other $625 on alcohol. ...