we can't have nice things. We can't take you kids anywhere.

Honestly.

I'll turn this car around.

Oh sorry. Just channeling my mom.

I can't believe this guy. He is as much of a jerk as the other guy. He comes off as so pompous.

Nice comments from him:

"As for him being a 'townie'... you can assume his general character by his actions in this event. Not a guy oozing class to say the least."
I am a product of the Boston Public schools, lived her most of my life. So I guess by those standards I am a townie. I know better than to get involved in these situations. Should the other guy have been talking, absolutely no. But smacking him with your Playbill does not ooze class.

More examples of this 'gentleman' oozing with class:
"Oh, and i'm stoked to be with the hottie in the white dress. No but'er-face there, just hot all around."

Oh *swoon* my knight in shining armour thinks I am not a "butterface". Be still my heart, what class.

Matthew Ellinger has a Web site, where, among other things, you can read what his strengths are (he does not, however, list "a quick left hook").