I just don't believe a man who dedicated his life to making donuts, muffins, and coffee so selflessly is in the fires that burn and do not consume. Wouldn't he be in heaven, providing delicious baked goods to his fellow good souls?
Maybe he was sent to Hell because he questioned management as to why DD stopped selling crullers, or that the company seemed to be more of a beverage vendor than a DONUT seller.
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What. the. fuck? WHY IS
What. the. fuck? WHY IS FRED THE BAKER IN HELL?! THIS CANNOT BE.
Looks to me like he's
Looks to me like he's RUNNING the place.
Fred's darker side
That was my interpretation - that you just didn't mess with Fred, not that he's now roasting in coffee hell.
I just don't believe a man
I just don't believe a man who dedicated his life to making donuts, muffins, and coffee so selflessly is in the fires that burn and do not consume. Wouldn't he be in heaven, providing delicious baked goods to his fellow good souls?
Oh, sure
You can just see him shuffling along with a tray of, um, donuts made from angel's food cake, a cloud of sugar dust enveloping him.
'Tis better to reign in Hell
'Tis better to reign in Hell than serve (coffee) in Heaven.
That's the first original
That's the first original tattoo I've seen in 10 years. Kudos to the artist & designer!
Only the good donut makers
Only the good donut makers die young?
Maybe he was sent to Hell
Maybe he was sent to Hell because he questioned management as to why DD stopped selling crullers, or that the company seemed to be more of a beverage vendor than a DONUT seller.