My God his tourniquet

The Cambridge Chronicle reports a Z Square worker was stabbed in the penis by robbers early in the morning of July 2, so he tied a tourniquet around it, then went back to work. For several hours.

The victim finally called an ambulance after he rode the T back to his home in East Boston.

Note to the Chronicle: Although it was a nice touch to note that police took photos of the poor guy's injuries for evidence, you fell down by failing to note what he used to "tie a knot" to stem the bleeding.