Girlie So Groovie starts a new blog, shutupihateyou, on which she promises to identify one person each day whom she hates and wishes would shut up. First honors go to Jennifer Garner:

... because you are too good for Ben Affleck and haven't figured it out yet. Also because you are going to help him continue the Affleck bloodline and thus propagate alcoholism, coke addiction, the spread of STDs, and general egotism in the world at large.

Girlie, meet Stephen, who is compiling a list of people he never wants to see again, including, ta da, Ben Affleck.