The Huntington News reports [2] that campus police officers responded to a pre-Thanksgiving report of students chucking pumpkins out of a third-floor window of a Columbus Avenue dorm. Officers found "small pumpkin pieces on the ground" but no students willing to own up to the gourdgeous desecration.
The News reports campus police did take decisive action when they found a student pissing on a car on Gainsborough Street:
The officer reported that they were able to pour a bottle of water over the area on the vehicle and that there was no damage.