But if he did, he might write something like this.

Mass. Most Wanted is an online clearinghouse for unsolved crimes in Massachusetts. If you do a search on "Bank Robberies," you'll quickly notice that local robbers who have a preference choose Sox caps. Here are examples from the past couple of years (see if you can spot the two Yankees fans and the one Pats backer):

Plans to sue author who says it did, the Herald reports.

The Crimson reports the Sox co-owner is co-teaching a course at Harvard Law with Alan Dershowitz this semester. One of the classes took place during Tuesday night's game in Lucchino's box at Fenway:

... "It was a great opportunity to see the real world applications of what we're learning in law school," said Zucker, a "diehard" Sox fan. ...

Also click the link to see why the Dersh considers himself the Kevin Youkilis of Harvard law (and no, it's not because they both light the menorah).

Peter Ajemian says it all comes down to pitching, and the Angels pitchers are simply healthier and more consistent.

Joy of Sox gets the scoop on the two Toronto fans who normally go to Blue Jays games and mimic the home plate umpire and who thought it would be fun to do the same thing at Fenway.

... There are 7 billion people on the planet. Do you know how many of them travel to another city to fake umpire a game? You're looking at 'em. ...

Denton wishes Tim Wakefield well, after what may have been his last start for the Red Sox:

... In his 15 seasons with the Sox, Wake has compiled 175 wins, 1,867 strikeouts and 22 saves. He has done whatever was asked of him: starting on short rest, coming out of the bullpen and even closing. Off the field, Wake has been even better. He has been a tireless contributor to the Jimmy Fund, stayed completely scandal-free and just been an all-around nice guy. ...

Break out the Bigelow Green Tea: The Rangers lost 5-2 early this morning, which means the Red Sox are in the playoffs. They'll play the Angels in the ALDS.

Time to go into that happy place ...

Hard to come to any other conclusion after reading this story about some Red Sox fan who teaches fourth grade in some town in upstate New York.