Don Orsillo Catchphrase Bingo - ready for printing; even comes with appropriate markers.
The Globe reports city officials are opposing plans by the Sox to expand mixed-drink sales beyond the seats where rich people sit. The matter's now before the Boston Licensing Board, which plans a hearing next Wednesday.
Because otherwise, some Sox fans might be panicking.
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Heyman is the Sports Illustrated writer who gave Red Sox Nation a collective heart attack with a single tweet saying the Adrian Gonzalez deal was dead. Only it wasn't. Through the lens of a Gorden Edes column on Gonzalez, Paul SF examines just how much Heyman sucks. Even after it became obvious his alleged source was wrong, Heyman never issued a retraction:... Read more
This changes everything, right? See ya, the other Adrian, thanks for the memories.
With Victor Martinez heading to Detroit, Jimmy takes a look at five other players the Sox let go rather than pay extra big bucks to: Bay, Cabrera, Damon, Lowe and Pedro Martinez:
I'm somewhat comforted by the fact that Victor Martinez is more similar to Bay and Damon than he is to Lowe and Cabrera, and maybe the front office is more astute at... Read more
Yes, they asked for state historic-preservation tax credits for the work. The state said no. But don't worry. The Herald reports the Sox are still eligible for several million in tax credits for restoring the historic ballpark.
Dirty Water cannot abide the news that the Sox plan to bring the right center fences closer to home:
Death Valley in right-center has been a part of Fenway lore for decades and it is part of what makes Fenway special.
So to John Henry, Tom Werner and Larry Lucchino I ask that you bite the bullet. If you need to expand the... Read more
CHB, finding ways to insult absolutely everyone he writes about for centuries.