South End

By - 1/10/07 - 9:24 pm

The Southender doesn't much cotton to local nobs all in a lather because the Hurley School wants to turn its parking lot (which the nobs now use for overnight parking) into a soccer field:

By - 1/5/07 - 2:58 pm

Another day, another couple of reports of the self-entitled not acknowledging the authoritah of local constables:

Boston Police report that they had to chase a car onto the Albany Street ramp to I-93 yesterday afternoon when the driver refused to stop for officers who said they observed several violations:

By - 12/13/06 - 1:52 pm

Boston Restaurant Talk reports on the imminent closing of Caffe Umbra.

By - 12/6/06 - 9:07 pm

The Southender reports on a shocking culinary crime spree:

... It is not known whether this spree is related to this summer's "Foie Gras" incident on Union Park in which several parked cars were targeted with inferior quality versions of the tasty goose liver pate. Residents are being asked to dine in groups, not alone ...

By - 11/28/06 - 11:28 am

Larry Taylor, 54, of Dorchester, charged with running down Linda Cruz, also of Dorchester, at Warren and Dartmouth streets and then fleeing last Wednesday morning. He was arrested last night; scheduled for arraignment this morning in Boston Municipal Court.

By - 11/23/06 - 12:03 am

Update: Sadly, the victim, Linda Cruz of Dorchester, died the next day.

Boston Police report the woman, 57, was crossing at the intersection of Warren Street and Dartmouth Avenue at 9:39 a.m. today when struck by a dark-colored Volvo:

By - 11/17/06 - 8:45 pm

White trash with tons of money, the South Ender says, and yes, he's referring to the 21-year-old whose parents bought her a $700,000 condo in his building:

... I shouted out the window and asked her to keep it down, as it was 3:30 (a.m.). Her response? "I OWN here - I can do whatever I want. If you don't like it, shut your f%$#in' window." Who says money can't buy you class?!! ...

By - 10/29/06 - 5:19 pm

Madhu goes to a celebration of the life of Eliot Lee, who chronicled, photographed and fought for the South End in the 1980s:

By - 10/28/06 - 10:14 am

The South Ender reports that after a recent night out, he and the other four men he was with exchanged good-night kisses:

... We were appalled by the shocked expressions from the Uggh-wearing "trendsetters" staring at us through the windows of the Butcher Shop. You would think we had given each other a big juicy group blowjob by the looks on their suburban/Back Bay/Beacon Hill faces. Don't guys kiss each other goodnight in Attleboro or Marshfield or wherever they're coming from?

By - 10/1/06 - 8:35 am

Victim got himself to Boston Medical Center for treatment.

45 Dwight St.

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By - 9/26/06 - 11:30 am

Mike Mennono reports:

Last night, on my ride home I ran into a friend of mine who lives in one of those old row houses in the South End. He looked a little down in the mouth, and when I asked him what was the matter, he told me that yesterday morning he woke up to the cops banging on his door. His upstairs neighbor, a student at Northeastern, had fallen from the roof, and they wanted someone to I.D. the body out on the sidewalk.

He said he just kept seeing the kid lying there in a pool of blood. ...

By - 7/12/06 - 5:28 pm

Man almost struck by car. Gets into argument with driver. Five males get out of the car and punch, kick, and stab the victim. The witness ran into traffic screaming for help.

Tremont St. and Massachusetts Ave.

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By - 6/30/06 - 9:52 pm

Victim taken to Boston Medical Center.

139 Pembroke St.

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By - 6/14/06 - 3:13 pm

The Missus writes:

... After wandering down a side street to get home from work this morning (I went home sick) I saw a townhouse a few blocks from my apartment with a blue recycling bin on the curb. This is the first time I have ever seen such a thing! ...

Also see:
Rubbish Grudge Match: South End vs Dot

By - 5/21/06 - 1:00 am

Four teens arrested for stealing her cell phone at gunpoint. All four arrested; air pistol, phone recovered. Exact time not listed in report.

175 Huntington Ave.

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By - 5/18/06 - 8:06 am

On T Rage, Mike Mennonno presents photographic proof that, when trash day rolls around, Dorchester residents care about appearances, while South End nobs are just a bunch of gross slobs.

By - 5/14/06 - 2:36 am

Two people followed by man who pulls gun out, begins shooting. One victom taken to BMC with gunshot wound to leg.

Luis Parilla, 32, of Roxbury, charged.

400 Tremont St.

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By - 4/29/06 - 6:04 pm

Lawrence spent four hours helping clean up the Ronan Park neighborhood in Dorchester today as part of the annual Boston Shines spring cleanup:

... I've lived here for two years and this place has always been a dump. Today I feel like I live in the suburbs. It's actually a really good feeling. Hats of to the Mayor for keeping the city clean. ...

By - 4/26/06 - 4:41 pm

Mike Mennonno takes some photos that prove that just because you live in a million-dollar South End condo doesn't mean you can avoid white trash. Lots and lots of white trash:

Now, when I've brought this up with residents, they kvetch that if they spring for a trash can somebody will steal it. Or, where are they gonna store it? Or what's to stop the rag pickers from digging through trash cans and tossing out the contents, too?

By - 4/7/06 - 12:39 pm

David Hall, 43, found dead; cause of death listed as trauma.

139 E. Berkeley St.

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