Kevin Youkilis

Finally, something nice to say about Joba Chamberlain

adamg — Sat, 14 May 2011 02:49:25 +0000

That was one sweet pitch he threw to Kevin Youkilis.

Is it true Tom Brady's hair is running for Senate?

adamg — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 14:30:05 +0000

Really? We need a gallery of Bradyhair? And crack investigative reporters hounding Dr. Leonard to get the truth?

Wonder what Youk's beard thinks of all this.

Noooo, not Yoooouk!

adamg — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 20:41:32 +0000

Felger and Massarotti are reporting Kevin Youkilis could need surgery for a torn hand muscle. If so, he'll be out the rest of the season.

If Norman Rockwell were alive and going to Sox games

adamg — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 11:31:21 +0000

He might have painted something like this photo of Kevin Youkilis, which Beth used to illustrate her post on last night's extra-innings walk-off win at Fenway.

No, not Youk!

adamg — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:25:22 +0000

Youkilis just left the game, after limping and clutching his lower leg.

Mike Schneider: I'm going to start calling them the Boston Red Cross.

When worlds collide: Youk and Flutie

adamg — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:32:06 +0000

Derek Wilmot posts a photo of himself with Kevin Youkilis and Doug Flutie at the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation's Flutie Bowl at Lucky Strike Lanes.

You don't think Kevin Youkilis is going to Disneyland while out in Anaheim, do you?

adamg — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:55:44 +0000

But if he did, he might write something like this.

Oh, Youkie get angry, Youkie get mad

adamg — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:24:18 +0000

Dan Lamothe reminds us of last night's forecast:

... Porcello may not have the headhunter reputation that, say, Joba Chamberlain does, but at some point, it seemed obvious that someone was going to be on the business end of Category 5 Youkilis Firestorm, with an extra chance of helmet. Tonight was that night. ...

Youkilis for Mayor!

adamg — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:32:00 +0000

Or governor?

And can Canadians run for office in Massachusetts? Because Jason Bay deserves a good position.

Youk's Beard: Word.

Impressionistic photo of the pileup at home plate.

Programming note: Tomorrow's game start at 4:15 p.m., which means it should be over in time for you to get to bed at a decent hour.

'So now their 500 million dollar zeppelin pulls into Fenway tonight'

adamg — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:28:17 +0000

Red considers the annual return of the pinstripes to Fenway Park tonight:

... Youkilis will kick somebody's ass. ... Of course, as He Whose Beard Scares Children is currently one of our hottest hitters, we can't risk a donnybrook-induced injury. So we can only hope that John Henry has already assembled the Youk Freedom Fighters -- an elite team of rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists -- to do the dirty work. ...

Youk's beard has a Twitter feed

adamg — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:31:57 +0000

Beardoftruth.

Via Dan Tobin, who, when he reads this, will know he was not the last person on earth to find out about it.

Youkilles Tendon

adamg — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:21:50 +0000

Youk, too? Yes, Youk.

Your search for the perfect Chanukah present is over

adamg — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:56:29 +0000

Used pair of Kevin Youkilis's gameday underwear. Get your bid in now. Don't worry, they've been washed.

Via Red.

His breakfast with Youk

adamg — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:49:59 +0000

Jim Sullivan tries to take our mind off last night with his story of how he once had breakfast right behind Kevin Youkilis:

... As we walked past their booth, I said, "Hi, Yook!"

He looked up and said, "Hi, how are you?"

I then asked, "Just out of curiosity, what IS the breakfast of champions?"

He smiled and gave a little laugh. I persisted.

"No, seriously, what is it?" ...

How many more hot prospects do the Sox have?

adamg — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:05:27 +0000

Beth: You know the injury bug has hit the Sox hard when players are getting hurt between innings.

Kristen: Maybe helmets for infielders? With masks?