NESN

Heidi Watney's replacement named

NESN refuses to say if Jenny Dell's contract requires her to eat the disgusting gelatinous fried things served as food at other baseball parks.

Sox become a Hobbesian joke

You know it's bad when even Heidi Watney gets dragged into the mud (and comes up slugging; denies that rumored fling with Varitek).

Heidi Watney in a Boston Police jacket

Some cop must have seen her shivering or something at last night's game - the one where she kept talking even as Mike Aviles was hitting his first Red Sox home run.

Red Sox stat of the day

The Red Sox are 5-3 when Don Orsillo wears a gray tie with stripes.

NESN keeps it classy

If you're not a Sox fan, you missed this commercial during last night's game. At least it was a break from the millionth repetition of those SouthWest People's Court ads and gazillionth airing of the Coors commercials that alternate between idiots getting angry with beer bottles and idiots showing how much they'd rather do anything than spend time with their girlfriends:

Jerry Remy: Just a bad flu case

The Sox color commentator tweeted today:

I will not do Red Sox game tonight-except for a very bad flu I'm OK-my previous health issues have everybody concerned-please don't be-Jerry.

Jack Edwards doesn't need a wedding to rant about royals

People are still talking about Edwards's post-game-7 yawping about royalty. Turns out that's a favorite April theme of his. Here he is in April, 2009, comparing a game-3 Bruins win against the Canadiens to the battles of Lexington and Concord. Note how he calls the Habs hockey's "royalty," so the other night he was probably just assuming everybody remembers his every word and figured he didn't have to spell out that he was ranting about Montreal, not Westminster Abbey.

Heidi Watney learns to pace herself

Today on "What Can We Make Heidi Eat?" the NESN stadium reporter was pushed in front of some garlic fries and a chocolate-cherry shake in Anaheim. Unlike in Texas, where she was ordered to eat a four-pound pretzel, Watney took only a nibble of one fry and what looked like maybe a teaspoon of the shake.

She also denied, again, that she was gagging when presented with fried chicken and waffles in Cleveland, only laughing at a joke by her cameraman, but neither Remy nor Orsillo appeared to believe her.

Can't keep up with what Heidi's eating? Don't worry. Phoenix Music Editor Michael Marotta is tracking her every on-air bite on What Will Heidi Watney Eat Today?

Breaking: Watney says she was laughing, not gagging, when confronted with godawful stadium food in Cleveland

Maybe it's an effort to distract us from the games. In any case, NESN now has Heidi Watney trying to consume these insane foods that get sold in other ballparks - four-pound pretzels in Texas, blob-like fried chicken and waffles in Cleveland.

During the Cleveland segment of "What Can We Make Heidi Eat Today?" she appeared to start gagging and be unable to actually finish the cholesterol-in-a-box. But Watney just tweeted:

The food in Cleveland wasn't that bad. I was laughing at what my photographer said, not gagging.