hipsters

Camp Edwards issues

adamg — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:57:38 -0400

UPDATE: This may all be moot since evacuees don't seem to want to spend the winter on a frozen Cape 1,500 miles from home.

UPDATE UPDATE: Some of them came after all.

So Gov. Romney says Camp Edwards may not be a Motel 6, but the accomodations are OK (aside from the random man-eating coyote). SwissFreek, who stayed in a Camp Edwards barrack earlier this year as a member of the Civil Air Patrol, begs to differ:

... This year we've got broken windows, missing hand rails in the stairs, rooms where none of the lights work, rooms where doors don't fit their frames, bathrooms where less than half the sinks/urinals/toilets are non-functional, with raw sewage backing up and running across the floors, lockers that are barely holding together or missing entirely. There was a bed that had dried vomit on the mattress. Another that smelled so badly of cigarettes
that the person sleeping on it took on the smell. ...

Jay, meanwhile, proposes Camp Edwards as a solution for all those Nooyawka wannabees intent on renaming all of Boston's neighborhoods:

... Bus the hipsters on Fung Wah to Camp Edwards and give the city housing to Cajuns, who can add a little genuine life, spice and culture to Boston. ... Hey, free housing in Boston! Bring recipes! ... Take the hipsters' property by eminent domain? Now that would be an irony I could support.

A spreading blight in Eastie

adamg — Sat, 28 May 2005 10:13:12 -0400

The cancerous Eabo meme is spreading:

EaBo is broken up into 3 major sections: Eagle Hill, Orient Heights, and Jeffries Point. I guess you could call Maverick a small area as well.

Spotted by the ever vigilant Marilora, who notes that, unlike EaBo, East Boston has FOUR major areas. She adds:

I wonder if this is an effort to trick unsuspecting yuppies into thinking that they are moving to a new, previously undiscovered neighborhood of Boston.

Earlier: Another sign of the End Times: Hipsters discover East Boston.

Another sign of the End Times: Hipsters discover East Boston

adamg — Tue, 26 Apr 2005 13:02:09 -0400

Carmeller spots the following ad on the hipsterati watering hole, i.e., craigslist:

East Boston (EaBo) loft coming in several months, 14'+ ceilings, walk to airport station, 800 square feet + 400 sf mezzanine, AC, roof rights, all stainless steel appliances, brand new. Don't wait to inquire. Come to Boston Magazine "hottest city neighborhood".

EaBo? EaFRICKINBo? I guess only people who drink SoBe can live in EaBo. Why not highlight its proximity to Logan Airport? EaBoLa!

Update: Oh, no, it's spreading!