35-34? Really? What?

I'm with Amy: Fitzy, you're scaring me! If you're at work, don't watch this (or the pro-Britney scream it's in response to), without at least headphones, lest people get the idea you're making a grown man cry:

Former p.r. guy Seth Gitell writes how Belichick could have made things easier on himself.

If a Belichick could check signals, how many signals could a Belichick check?

The answer to this new tongue twister is "all of them" apparently as Bill has admitted and apologized.

As opposed to the woodchuck in the original, whom we found out couldn't chuck wood period.

http://steves2cents.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-belicheck-could-check-signal-how.html

Perhaps Borges thought his readers have the attention span of gnats and wouldn't remember that his column today on how the signing of Adalius Thomas was possibly a big mistake completely contradicts what he wrote just yesterday on MSNBC. Bruce Allen and his readers are all over Borges - and remind him that they can, too, retain information for longer than 24 hours.

Ed Prisby imagines Belichick's comments at a post-debate press conference.

At Pasquinade, Amy said the debate was pure comedy gold:

... Chris Gabrieli stood about two and a half feet taller than Tom Reilly and Deval Patrick, with a completely goofy expression on his face. With the three podiums next to each other, it looked like an SNL version of Celebrity Jeopardy. Tom Reilly twitched like a rabid dog on a leash, and Deval Patrick stood smoothly at his podium. ...