On Cursed to First, Beth quietly and respectfully asks Gagne to just find some plane to Montreal and get on it:

We don't have to yell and scream about it. There doesn't need to be a mob on his doorstep with pitchforks and torches. We can be quiet and civilized as we make this transition. But it is for certain that he should leave now. ...

Talonvaki: Deport Eric Gagne.

Boston Police report arresting a disgruntled Sox fan for throwing a bottle of Poland Spring at the pitcher's mound at Fenway Park last night:

According to the suspect, he threw the water bottle in the direction of Red Sox reliever Eric Gagne because he was angry at the pitcher's poor play. Said the suspect, "I was pissed because he blew the game."

Gianno Lettieri, 35, of Marion, got no relief, however - he was arrested and taken away.

Also click on the link to read about a 62-year-old bank robber nabbed as he tried to escape the Mercantile Bank in the South End with a fistful of money. No word if his AARP membership will be revoked.