Red presents the tale of a Sox fan trying to get a nickname going for the third baseman.

There's a good chance it won't be there when you get back:

Police report that the thief ransacked the car, which was parked on Vaughn Avenue during the night of Jan. 27, but took nothing else.

Surviving Grady does the procedural:

... Gagne: The f@#k you laughin' at?

Youk: Steroids are supposed to make you good. You're not good. ...

Curt Schilling: Sweet!

... Congrats to Mike and I've already spoken with a few guys on the team and suffice to say we're all ecstatic. ...

Soxaholix: I think it's time we begin preparations for whatevah rituals comfort us in saying goodbye to Mike Lowell.