Jane Swift

This just in: In a desperate bid to fix her Political Has Been status, Jane Swift is using her position as...something...to bitch about how Obama's being sexist using the whole "like lipstick on a pig" comment. It's surprising that she didn't comment on the "dead fish" remark that followed; she's part Italian!

The simile has little to do with women, and in the absurdity of the moment, everyone seems to forget that all the candidates wear makeup to look good on TV. No doubt her routine will help net her a cushy federal-level position should McCain and Palin get into office.

All of this is to shift focus away from from McCain and Palin rewriting history. The real kicker is that it's a phrase so common, even our good buddy Dick has slung it around, and he was using it to claim that Kerry was a coward who would result in Bin Laden (talk about another has-been) killing us all. See, Jane? Nothing to do with women. It's about Gitin' Them Ter-rists!

PS:Since when did Jane Swift hold conference calls with reporters? Foon Rhee, why did you pass on this crap that was spoon-fed to you? What was the purpose of that conference call? Who arranged it? Hmm?

Title updated; thank you, bostonkid. I bow before you