This missed connection ad on Craigslist reads like a modern day love poem. Bearded men of Boston...pull your faces out of the PBR pitcher, it looks like someone has their eye on you...
Karin reports some guy just canceled a date with her so he can watch the World Series with his roommate tonight.
Annelise reports some chick in Atlanta who can't actually say no to the boys who want the digits is giving out her phone number up here in the Boston area. Like Lil' B and his crew:
... I'm keeping my phone on at night because my sister is extremely pregnant and I want to be woken up if she goes into labor. I do... Read more
The Massachusetts Appeals Court ruled today a lower-court judge was wrong to permanently bar a man from contact with a former lover and her daughter, because there is no evidence he is still barraging her with "thousands" of phone calls and that if she begins to feel physically threatened, she can always file for a new temporary protective order.
The court acknowledged that it... Read more
Tufts Daily reports Jumbo U. has a new policy that prohibits students from having sex in their dorm rooms if their roommate is present. Seems Tufts doesn't have many places for couples in lust to be alone, because there were "a significant number of complaints" about roomie sex last year. College officials emphasize the rule is meant to foster open communication between roommates, to... Read more
The Outraged Liberal doesn't go that far but writes legislators need to take a step back and carefully consider what to do about this latest plea from Zoo New England - which has been on the brink for a... Read more
What better place for them to get married than in a peace garden?
Not just any sneakers, of course, but fancy-shmancy sneakers named after a rare lobster. Fun and Fearless in Boston reports on how she hooked her boyfriend up with a pair.
The Globe has the details.
Tom Menino will be walking up and down Centre Street in West Roxbury this afternoon cutting ribbons at new stores and restaurants.
Bobby Finstock goes for broke, makes eight dates with women from Match.com in ten days, reports on the experience:
... Boston is filled with bandwagon sports fans. Never in my life have I met so many people in a week that are all excited about the Celtics playoff games but never watched a regular season game. I wonder if this is just a women... Read more
A couple who met on a Worcester Line train are getting married on the train today, the Globe reports:
... Richey, 36, and Miller, 40, will exchange vows on the inbound P556 between Southborough and Wellesley Farms as the train rolls along on its normal schedule. ...
Lisa is waiting at the Green Dragon for a friend she hasn't seen in ages when a woman walks up to the bar and strikes up a conversation with her. Turns out she's a hooker, just in from the Coast, and she's there to meet one of her friends, too:
... He's tall. Wavy brown hair that is very styled. Lots of product.... Read more
Phish really is playing Fenway Park.
May 31, 2009
"I am bouncing around the Green Monster..."
1. Cougars often wear fur. If real or not, they are fur wearing creatures which TOTALLY makes sense.
2. They hunt in packs. TOTALLY makes sense too! Are you taking notes? Where... Read more
Namely, that the best a man can get does a very good job at eliminating stubble. Marcy raves about her hubby's Mach 3s:
... I have seen the light and I will not go back. The Venus razor has nothing on this Mach 3. And I don't need my shaving cream to smell like raspberries or mango or mountain rain - I just want... Read more
... They don't pull any punches. You know how Match.com will put a nice spin on your personality profile. Like you could be a serial killer, and your profile will say something like "you only kill the ones who deserve... Read more