Namely, that the best a man can get does a very good job at eliminating stubble. Marcy raves about her hubby's Mach 3s:

... I have seen the light and I will not go back. The Venus razor has nothing on this Mach 3. And I don't need my shaving cream to smell like raspberries or mango or mountain rain - I just want to be razor burn and sliced-skin free. And I am. ...

Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest

Berkshire Eagle
Thursday, March 12
PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.
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Left unmentioned in the article is how a woman happened to be carrying around a turkey baster filled with her brother's semen.

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In its never ending quest to bring home the vital issues of today, boston.com provides a handy list of public places to break up in because, I guess, doing it in your living room is just so played out, and because, if you break up in a chic restaurant, you can either make a fun scene and/or chat up some hottie who's caught your eye at the bar (seriously). But one of their suggestions is Dunkin' Donuts.

The Missus, who acknowledges a boyfriend once broke up with her at the restaurant they both worked at, is aghast:

... Please don't listen to them. It is NEVER okay to break up with someone at Dunkin' Donuts. At least upgrade to Starbucks... Or an independent coffee house/cafe.

Join us at Temple Ohabei Shalom for a special GLBT Shabbat with Ben Klein, a senior attorney at GLAD and the lead counsel in the case that brought marriage equality to Connecticut. Ben will share his thoughts about the legal road ahead for GLBT rights. Grab a snack and schmooze at the oneg following services.

Details:
Friday, March 6, 7:30 pm
Temple Ohabei Shalom, 1187 Beacon St., Brookline, MA

RSVP by March 4 to Elyssa at [email protected] or 617-524-9227.

The South Shore, of all places. Well, OK, that's not very specific, but perhaps if you're Catwoman, you could find out and report back.

Via.

It's about time somebody tried to figure that out! The Fab Empire gives us the details on a Jan. 30 meeting of the Man Panel in the South End:

The Man Panel is a monthly panel that tackles the issue that is on most women's minds - what the heck are men thinking??

Of course, there's a catch: You have to go on a blind date and you have to let a reporter chronicle every last thing that happens. The Globe Magazine will pick up the tab - up to the first $100 (and you have to get yourself to the restaurant) for its new Dinner with Cupid column. But, hey, beats getting yourself injected with a mystery drug at one of our fine medical institutions.

Don't you fret, married people. You, too, can make $100, in a focus group for people who like newspapers.

Indeed, Indeed wishes men would stop with the high fives in bars:

... They know you're not really that excited that you both majored in psychology. Come on, keep your hands free to light her cigarette like a gentleman.

Wicked Local Allston/Brighton reports that when a young couple on Shephard Street got into a fight over how to organize their pantry, the girl, 18, threw all the guy's stuff into the driveway and then, when they started yelling about that, she threw bleach at him and sliced him with a knife.

If you click, you'll also see an item suggesting that some people just aren't ready to live with other people, period.