And not just because he's not Julio Lugo.
Beth, meanwhile, discusses last night's freakish ball-on-the-wall incident - the second one to afflict the Sox this year.
Dirty Water: Send Billy Dunn on the road with the Sox.
Riggs: Send those Dunkin' Donuts commercials to oblivion.
Rob: Send Lowrie to Pawtucket so he can get seasoned to replace Lugo in 2009.
Red: Send Amalie and Heidi up to see me sometime.
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