Code for the black helicopters? Truck Stop Tea Party captures it all.

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Rob Bellinger learns to be wary of the short guy with the short dog jogging around the square:

... I love dogs, and as the duo passed us on the sidewalk, the dog panting heavily, I swooped playfully torward toward the panting pup. The dog lunged and barked at me as she passed. Dan and I laughed, not having wanted to cause the dog any anxiety. Then we heard a human ranting angrily at us from behind.

"Did you just terrorize my dog?! You think that's funny?! I saw you laugh! You terrorized my dog!" ...

Rob Bellinger photographs what happened after a rear-end collision in Teele Square.

Rob Bellinger is there with a camera as a crazy lady throws something at some guy, chases him, then gets put in a headlock by a Somerville cop in a store doorway.