Or did somebody drop a 16-ton weight (labeled "Acme," of course) on his thumb, which caused it to swell up to 1,000 times its normal size and throb bright red and made his eyes balloon out of his head - as an old Model T horn blared in the background?

Concussion and whiplash.

Glen Davis had promised kids at a Mattapan middle school he'd visit and even after the championship, he did.