Here are all of Universal Hub's rhyming T-delay headlines for 2016. These represent only the finest, choicest, most awful of delays - regular riders will know their commutes slow a lot more than what's listed here (plus, I didn't use rhymes for delays caused by things such as people getting hit by trains, and I admit I was somewhat remiss in my coverage of commuter-rail delays, as any Fitchburg Line rider could tell you). Some of these rhymes are really bad; in the year to come, will try to make them hum.
- Orange Line riders' woes mount as train stops, goes down for the count, 1/4/16
- Car on the track, now that's whack, 1/4/16Track problems to the south and the north mean that some riders can't just sally forth, 1/5/16