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UPDATE: Channel 5 reports officials have ruled out any threat from the "shoe box with duct tape around it" found floating in the water.

The Herald reports "a package with some tape and 'possibly some wires' " has forced several hundred Massport workers out of 1 Harborside Dr. this morning.

Local 718 tweets the package was found around 10:30 a.m. and that the State Police bomb squad and the Massport and Boston fire departments are on scene.

Massport and State Police are investigating how the man, a 50-year-old worker from East Boston, wound up crushed under the barrier around 3 p.m. today at 1 Black Falcon Ave.

The Suffolk County District Attorney's office says no evidence of foul play has been found. The man, who died alone, was pronounced dead at the scene.

Hey, remember the new runway that was supposed to reduce delays at Logan and not increase the number of jets flying over East Boston? Yeah, Massport got it wrong.

For almost three hours now, the northbound Tobin Bridge has been completely closed to traffic. Boston.com has been reporting "an emergency", and WBZ Traffic has been reporting "due to police activity".

Perhaps we're dealing with another Mr. Stuart here. That would explain the cloak of silence surrounding whatever incident has happened on the bridge.

John Quelch explains why Massport is so much better than those other loser transportation authorities.

Like, oh my God, Massport is paying for dry cleaning for employees! Channel 4 breathlessly reports the story and Jim Aloisi pretends to be absolutely shocked at the outrage.

Of course, as Channel 4 does acknowledge, the dry cleaning is for the uniforms that employees wear as part of their jobs, because God forbid a state authority want its workers to look decent as they deal with the public or that employees negotiate something like this as part of their contracts because they don't want to pay for something their employer forces them to wear. And Jim Aloisi used to be the head lawyer at the turnpike authority, so you'd think he'd know more about how collective bargaining works than to fulminate that "the next time we negotiate with these folks, dry cleaning will be off the table."

Of course, this being Massport, they'll find some other way to get their pound of flesh.

Jimbo sums up why longtime East Boston residents don't believe a single word out of Massport when it comes to the 9,000-car rental-car garage it wants to build in East Boston:

... Massport lies, and it does so with impunity. Before any big new projects move forward, the agency's pattern of abandoning its promises should be reviewed, after which Massport should be made to live up to its word. Only then can there be discussion of the Logan Airport's future, and the people who live around the airport -- not just those who stand to profit from it -- should have a larger voice in such matters. ...

Weird: Seems Peter Blute's been doing radio spots for Massport, the authority he headed until he went on a three-hour tour. Heslam of the Herald not only calls him out, she posts a copy of the infamous photo, still with a discrete black bar hiding some of what Gidget's got.