When a couple of pigeons divebombed from across the street into their fifth-story windows this morning, some of the people in Spatch's office taped pieces of paper to the windows to try to warn the birds off:

... I was one of those people, but my Post-It note has a target drawn on it and the words PIGEONS! AIM HERE! WIN A PRIZE! ...

Greg and his fiance are waiting for a commuter-rail train at track 3 at Back Bay on Thursday when a train pulls up on track 1 and something explodes with a blinding light and a loud boom:

Nobody.

Said.

A.

Word.

Not one G-ddamned word! Some nimrods who saw the explosion smiled and laughed at the noise. ...

Turned out to be a pigeon exploding on contact with the Amtrak electrical wires. But he wonders why only he, his fiance and one other person did anything to report the problem:

... WHAT THE F*** IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

We are at Condition Orange, for chrissakes! Intelligence experts have expressed concern about a London style attack on the US for months!

And your response to an explosion in an MBTA station is mute amusement?

You people are going to lose this war for us. You people are the reason terrorists can commit the atrocities they do, because you people are ignoring the f****ng problem! ...