Josh Bard

OK, so Wakefield had, you know, one of those nights, but the three of you (and, um, me) who stayed up to see Daniel Bard pitch got to see a guy who didn't even look like he was putting any real effort into throwing 97-mph pitches. And can you imagine the rich cheesey goodness if Eckersley had been in the booth? As Soxaholix put it:

... Bahd brings so much cheese that on days he pitches they need to post signs around the pahk warning the lactose intolerant to entah at their own risk. ...