Shaw's

Wicked Local Allston/Brighton reports a man was nabbed at the self-checkout line at the Western Avenue Shaw's hitting the banana price for the red grapes he'd put on the scale.

Spotted at the Shaw's on Spring Street in West Roxbury. Guess what police district the store is in.

Boston Police report arresting two Malden men for shoplifting at the Prudential Center Shaw's around 6 p.m. yesterday.

Police add, however, that Meelad Jalal, 18, and Burgan Rasul, 22, did not attempt to sneak out of the store with anything. Instead, police say, the two, along with a third man, went to the store's prepared-meals area, grabbed some food, walked up to the store's second level and chowed down. Jalal and Rasul, however, were stopped when they tried to leave without paying, according to police, who say that based on the remains, the trio consumed "an order of French fries, a plate of fried chicken, various pastries, biscuits and approximately 2 lbs. of steak tips."

Police add the third guy "screwed," before officers arrived, which explains the BPDNews headline: "Two Arrested for Chewing and Not Screwing."

Innocent, etc.

Graham watched in amazement as a guy wheeled up to the register at the Packard's Corner Shaw's tonight with 18 gallons of milk, 8 each of whole and 2%, one each of skim and 1%. Plus, of course, toilet paper. He adds:

The whole mess got loaded into a Zipcar and hauled away to presumably frantic destinations unknown. Me? i bought some hot sauce, beer, and cat food. Some people ...