Don Martelli means that literally.
Bruins
The Bruins advance to the Stanley Cup finals for the first time in more than 20 years. They're setting off fireworks in East Boston and Woburn.
Megan shows off the Bruins cupcakes she made when some friends came over to watch the game on Saturday:
My mind wandered from cakes with the Bruins' logo to cupcakes with edible images, but then I put myself in check and reminded myself it was already Friday and whatever I made needed to be doable in just one day with supplies I could easily gather. After doing a bunch of Google image searches, I landed on some Steelers cupcakes (they have similar colors) and took inspiration from those.
The Globe reports on the arrest of Robert Hersey of Arlington, who allegedly tried to open a door on a flight to Boston while in mid-air and while wearing a Bruins jersey.
People are still talking about Edwards's post-game-7 yawping about royalty. Turns out that's a favorite April theme of his. Here he is in April, 2009, comparing a game-3 Bruins win against the Canadiens to the battles of Lexington and Concord.
As Celtics 24/7 notes, the Celtics swept their series, the Bruins went up 3-2 in theirs and the Red Sox dismantled the Angels.
Bruins take a 3-2 series win with a double-OT victory and Sox win behind Dice-K's second straight great performance.
Or as Sports of Boston put it:
Montreal came to Boston looking to make a statement, and instead they laid a giant egg.
Two New Hampshire brothers will be arraigned tomorrow on charges they jumped onto the ice during Saturday's Bruins game, the Suffolk County District Attorney's office reports.
Alleged out-of-town dumbasses learn you can't beat up people who won't high-five you at Bruins games
Boston Police report arresting a pair of men old enough to know better for assault and battery at a Bruins game at the Garden last night.
According to police, Scott DeVivo, 40, of Newton, NH, and Shaun Neary, 34, of Salisbury, became so incensed around 9 p.m. when some other fans in Section 8 wouldn't reciprocate their attempt at high fives that they "threw beer all over them."
So this drunken Bruins fan kicks a hole in a restroom column - and then somebody posts a video online. The Bear is not amused (guess it would have been impractical for them to just take out all the columns).
Associated Press, by way of the Providence Journal, reports authorities are looking for the woman.
Matthew Cote snapped the photo as a statue commemorating Bobby Orr - and his famous leap when the Bruins won the Stanley Cup in 1970 - was unveiled in front of the Garden today.