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Last call would remain 2 a.m., but the tipsy could sit around for another hour to get ready for the ride home.
Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest
Thursday, March 12
PITTSFIELD â€” A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.
Left unmentioned in the article is how a woman happened to be carrying around a turkey baster filled with her brother's semen.
Be prepared to go "awww" at photos of a two-day-old giraffe at the Tufts veterinary school in Grafton.
Julia Spitz posts a photo of an electronic signboard outside a Marlborough real-estate office that, instead of telling you the time and temperature, tells you how many foreclosed properties they have available.
Worcester, MA January 27, 2009 -- The Worcester Tornadoes Professional Baseball Team has offered a contract to free agent outfielder Manny Ramirez for two years worth $24,000. The deal would pay the 12-time Major League Baseball All-Star approximately $3,000 during each month of the Can-Am Baseball Season. Unlike Major League Baseball, the Can-Am League operates with a salary... Read more
I've probably been following the whole beetle thing more closely than somebody living nowhere near Worcester should, but I must admit I'm linking to that story mainly because, like pretty much every other account today, the headline uses the phrase "Beetle battle" and I can't stop repeating that: Beetle battle. Beetle battle. Beetle battle.
Mother Nature always reminds us - perhaps in this case with a touch of irony - that the weather is something to always be respected.... Read more
Andy reports from points west - and tries hard to contain his ire at Boston media:
... Driving through Ashby and Ashburnham today was like driving through a post-hurricane scene, only with snow. The tops of 60% of the trees are simply gone along Route 119. I'm a little disappointed that the Boston Globe dedicated only one headline to this crippling storm, despite the... Read more
The Herald's Dave Wedge goes through Deval Patrick's 32-page wish list of infrastructure projects he hopes to have his pal Obama stimulate and finds several "potential pork projects," including:
$6 million to replace 20,000 trees damaged by "beetle infestation."
Nice use of quotation marks there, Dave. Never heard of the Asian Longhorned Beetle and how the feds are trying to prevent it from spreading... Read more
Lance reports his power came back on around 5 p.m. yesterday - after 124 hours.
Deval was scheduled to pop out to Blandford, MA (a "surprise" trip- perhaps to avoid boot-throwing
terrorists residents who have been without power since Thursday night?) to check out the storm damage. Instead, he cancelled his trip. Why? Bad weather: temperatures pushing 50 degrees, 10mph winds, and "slight chance of rain showers" were enough to keep the governor's helicopter away. Ah, such... Read more
From Jennifer Forman Orth's Worcester ice-storm set.
PaulM reports from Lowell:
... At Enterprise Bank's branch on Gorham Street I spoke to a friend who does our snow-plowing; he was told the power would... Read more
Jenn Forman Orth drives on a Worcester road. See if you can spot any beetles.
As if Worcester didn't already have enough problems, now comes word that residents in the beetle quarantine area are not being allowed to remove downed tree limbs:
Residents inside the Asian Longhorned beetle quarantine area have... Read more
Correspondents outside 128 tell tales of crashing trees, flooding, power going out:
In Littleton, Kelly reports:
Woke up at 2am this morning to the sounds of trees breaking and cracking and falling. Woke up this... Read more
A 4 clawed lobster was found off of Newport, RI this past Monday. Lobsterman Patrick Marks released her back in to the wild after getting pictures; I can only hope she procreates.
I know; this was in RI not MA, but one can only hope that this is a sign that there may be more multi-clawed lobsters out there, just waiting to be caught,... Read more