Tom Brady

Today's headline most likely to make you think you're reading the Onion

adamg — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:46:26 -0400

Channel 4: Brady Says God Doesn't Value Him As A QB.

Picks Joe Montana for Heaven's All-Stars instead?

Brady's secret revealed

adamg — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:01:32 -0500

No, not where he's been the last two days, but where he buys those flowers for Gisele. Would you believe the Stop & Shop on Newport Avenue in Quincy? How else to explain the sign Anali spotted there?

Tom Brady's boot

adamg — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:20:50 -0500

* OMG, time to panic! * Relax, he's still walking around * What? Why can't he pay his parking tickets?

16-0!

adamg — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:21:24 -0500

Yowza! Angela explains what those numbers mean for you people just arriving on the shuttle from Neptune (Vince provides some after-the-fact liveblogging).

Although, to the Rozzie folks now shooting off fireworks: Dudes, maybe wait until after the Super Bowl?

On the first day of Boston sports Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

adamg — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:43:01 -0500

Better watch out, Fitzy, this kid will have your job some day:

Tom Brady NOT suspended for steroid use

adamg — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:56:05 -0500

Ah, so this is why my server logs started showing lots of hits yesterday from people searching on variations of "Tom Brady substance abuse."

These are the same people who got fired at WAAF for "reporting" that Tom Menino had died in a car crash. They're now back in Boston, via WBCN, which, of course, broadcasts Patriots games.

Brian: What did we do to deserve these morons?

Tom Brady, troublemaker

adamg — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:22:39 -0400

Meredith O'Brien harrumphs:

Thanks to Tom Brady: I got to have an awkward, torturous conversation, highlighted by pretzel-like contortions at the dinner table last night when my kids asked me how Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (whose jersey they have, a poster of whom decorates my 6-year-old son Casey's wall) can become a father without being married to the mommy. ...

What Yankees cap?

adamg — Fri, 04 May 2007 13:11:11 -0400

Angela doesn't see any stinkin' Yankees cap. Neither does Beth. Kristen doesn't know what you're babbling about, either.

Tom Brady just one baby's daddy

adamg — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:12:23 -0400

Bundcake not pregnant.

Tom Brady scores again

adamg — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 18:35:54 -0500

Perhaps this Tom Brady dress-up game needs to be updated to let you put a condom on (via Third Decade).

Bostonia Rantida: Thomas Edward Brady, Jr.! Don't you make me full name you again!

Babies out of wedlock are fine and all, but you *CLEARLY* need a little lesson in how to use condoms. ...

The Missus wonders if it was an accident:

Come on man, you're a sports hero! You can afford top-of-the-line condoms! Quit going for the cheap brands.

H. notes that Brady is a Boston super hero, but adds he's obviously never met that other super hero - Trojan Man.

Margalit makes the K-Fed comparison:

... Are you grown up enough to take up this challange? I wondering, Tom. It seems like you're all excited about being the sperminator, but geesh, bad timing? ...

Kull: Does he just walk by chicks and get them pregnant?

Alison Rose: Tom, buddy, put a sock in it.

Lewis Forman: Brady keeps throwing without coverage.

Teddy Kokoros wonders if the news means that much like NFL defenses, no form of birth control can stop top Brady.

Jason Butler, who oversees search stuff at boston.com, reports:

My search dashboard lit up with Brady searches this morning.

Michael Femia had to postpone his usual Survivor update post:

... I'll be out for a while; the state has asked for a massive volunteer effort to administer emergency pregnancy tests to every woman who's been within 15 miles of Foxboro in the last six years.

Earlier:
Tom Brady, baby daddy.