Pat Patriot arrested in Rhode Island sex sting

By adamg on Fri, 12/11/2009 - 10:40pm

No word how close he was to scoring before he was intercepted; cops refused to give him a pass.

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By Neal on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 1:48am.

at least this is a sex scandal that is somewhat interesting...

By dirtywater77 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 4:38am.

Wow, even our mascot can't score this year. At least he made it into the red light zone.

By NotWhitey on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 9:46am.

See now, that's not even Pat Patriot - that's the Flying Elvis.

THIS is Pat Pariot:

Pat Patriot would never do such a thing.

By Kaz on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 11:22am.

And Flying Elvis had better watch who he tries to tackle or he might end up with a hunk of, hunk of "burning love".

By plt3012 on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 11:21am.

Touchdown!