Folks on B0st0n LiveJournal are planning an actual green-leafy-stuff-in-bags, pinky-outstretched, cucumber-sandwich tea party as a counter to Caribou Barbie's visit on April 14:
... [B]eautiful china and linens. We should do our best to bring things that actually look nice. Nice things should be enjoyed. ...
Naturally, there's a Facebook page.