Whoever stole a one-of-a-kind, artist-designed Weekly Dig news box had better hope they don't run into Joe Curtatone in a dark alley. He tweets tonight:
Surely someone can find some other piece of ironic furniture. Return Rawr!
(I very well might be missing a joke in here.) "Rawr" is the name of the artist-designed newspaper box. Bearing that fact in mind, Mayor Curtatone's tweet reads more pleading than angry.
And, yeah, I know it's part of the box's name. But throw in the fact he couldn't wait until business hours tomorrow to tweet (his exhortation is datestamped 9:38 p.m.). Plus, I just like the idea of a mayor going "RAWR!" and you can't say that without a scowl.
Mayor Joe sometimes has trouble with fully pronouncing his Rs. How would he say that?
I hope they just chucked it into the train tracks, since it represents useless bullshit.
Perhaps you should prepare to take shit.
Wanting everybody to know that you don't care isn't the same as not caring, you know.
hey john, saw your quote. I'm the circulation manager of that paper. Thanks, I'll check the train tracks. blow out your ass.
I think Mayor Joe is Smoking Hot!!!
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